I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
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You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
I will not be a drunk bitch. I will not be a drunk bitch. Chanting this until it's second nature.
Drinking in moderation can be fun. Drinking in moderation can be fun. Chanting this until it becomes true.
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
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HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
Just fucked up my mustache shaving, gonna have to take it off because now it makes me look like a pedophile
FYI your old mustache made you look like a pedophile
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
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