If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
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