u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
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She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
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Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
I used his number to look up his customer information at work. He's no longer saved as Magic Penis in my phone.
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
So I guess I walked across campus with "pat my ass" in sharpie on my forehead.
You deserve it, you colossal cock block.
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