So drunk its hurt
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
i just used a urinal to avoid climbing stairs, i need to quit drinking.
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
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He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
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Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
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