i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
things that need to be invented #43: vodka that also acts as birth control.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
I woke up with a hangover and a man bun. Reached over to drink water and accidentally chugged raspberry vodka. So there's that.
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
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