all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
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You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
Wingman of the year award. I made out with her gay roommate in order for you to get laid. Better have been good.
The gay roommate was probably better than her. Consider yourself lucky.
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
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So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
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