READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
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