YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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