seriously i just wanna be friends
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I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
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Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
Just read my long term horoscope. I'm not gonna get laid for another 2 years.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
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I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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