Duck Duck Cougar?
My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
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