So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
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my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
woke up on the kitchen floor in the recovery position. at least drunk me remembered sober me's emt training
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
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Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
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