who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
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i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
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Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
oh my god I have a fantastic druncle story to tell you. It involves a burrito, a meltdown and a bear
The burrito and meltdown are standard, but I'm intrigued by the bear
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
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