batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
The bachelorette party was all fun and games until the strippers came. AKA you guys.
I apologize for chief "dances with dolphins" sucking on your friends foot
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what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
I'm Michael Phelps, Olympic Champion.
Are you just smoking weed? Cause that's not actually a Michael Phelps costume
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I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
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