sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
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we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
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When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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