I cheated on you last night. I slept with my laptop.
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
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My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
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Speeding home on my break at work because I forgot to grab my Percocets that I have because getting through work sober's too hard
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?