just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
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I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
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You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.