Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
Why does it say "go to Planned Parenthood tomorrow" on my dry-erase board?
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
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I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
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All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.