I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
I'm telling people I'm celibate. It sounds cooler when it's by choice.
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we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
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When you text me tomorrow to remind me to mail your parking pass, also remind me to make sure i did NOT pack my vibrator for this family vacation
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
He put oyster crackers in his ramen noodles. Is that a thing? Because holy shit I had never thought of it before and if it's not a thing he's my new stoner hero for discovering it.
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas