its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
29 Of The Most Hilarious And Embarrassing Walks Of Shame Ever
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
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I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
Shut the fuck up. It's not the end of the world. Now come get your asshole bleached with me or we're not roommates anymore.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??