Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
Rule number one to being a good adult: don't use your vagina as an icebreaker. Just some wisdom I thought I'd pass down from experience.
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
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