My hand turned me down
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
So I realized I'm not completely sober when the automatic toilet flushed and I screamed
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
I just remembered that i did pull ups in a bikini on the porch of Red Lobster last night. someone needs to stage an intervention
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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