How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
Based on my calculations, I should be blackout by approximately 11:14pm and that's when I need you to take my phone away from me. Mkay?
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
Randomize
