i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
Randomize
