no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Hooked up with my first aid and cpr teacher last night. She dressed as a lifeguard and brought me back to life. Beat that.
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
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I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
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I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
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