im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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