We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
The homeless guy out front said it's his birthday and he asked us to join him for happy hour after work. He's buying a fifth of gin to celebrate.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
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