she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
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i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
My new hangover cure is going for a haircut, just so the stylists give me a scalp massage during the shampoo.
That certainly explains the nine times your hair has looked different just this last month alone.
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It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
How are you feeling?
Hungover as shit. Someone just knocked on my window to make sure I was alive. I have been sleeping in the drivers seat for an hour parked outside my store. That is how okay I am.
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
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