real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
There are some people who should not be trusted with a cell phone while drunk. You know your one of them when you call the cops on your own party.
its liver damage thursday
Randomize
