You just made me feel so damn special
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
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Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
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Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
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