i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
you dont want to live with me, im always naked, a chronic masturbator, a bit of a voyeur and will likely touch you while you sleep. ps- i can pick locks
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
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