i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
I swear to god he was trying to crawl under my door last night muttering "I'm Alex Mac! I'm Alex Mac!"
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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