super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
He left his umbrella behind in my bed to 'keep me company', then stole my front door key before he went to work
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
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