and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
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