I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
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Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
Omg just woke up. 6am. random apartment. broad daylight. bunch of ppl doin coke around me. Theres a bridge nearby. I think my dentist is down the block. Oof.
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
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It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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