So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
Hey I know we haven't talked in a while, but I wanted to thank you for those m&ms you bought me for Christmas. Sorry I never got you anything then broke up with you.
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
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