You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
He equated my biology degree to a belief in Santa. I wonder if he heard the doors to my vagina clanging shut.
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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