I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
Oh shit. I just had to lure him into the bedroom so I could take the list of his negative qualities off the fridge so he wouldn't see.
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
I'm ordering a large vanilla ice cream with rainbow sprinkles so when I vom tonight it will look like lisa frank dolphins in acid trip colors
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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