I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
He thought he was drowning because he was drinking water and intentionally holding his breath. Dear god what did you get me in to.
Oh and now he's calling me Brohammed Ali.
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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