His pick-up line from last night: "I bet you cant climb these stairs right now." Needless to say.. it worked.
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
I made him laugh his dick is mine
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
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