We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
fact: I now appreciate my drunken winter self even more. I just found $20 in my winter coat with a note that says keep yourself warm next winter. I am awesome.
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
Randomize
