She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
just got waxed at a place I havent been to in a while
woman didnt remember me then in the middle of waxing she announced that she just didnt recognize my face
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
just found a beer in my hamper. even my laundry is a dirty alcoholic.
do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
The cop let us off with a warning because I had more Twitter followers than he did. The future is terrifying.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
Just set the kids up with doughnuts downstairs so I could go up and masturbate uninterrupted. I am such a good mom.
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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