had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
It's a long story, but I accidentally peed on my dog. I'll tell you about it tomorrow, and we shall never tell my wife.
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
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