So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
Ever have the mailman look at you like youre a chronic masterbator. I have.
you know you've been playing too much mario kart when you see a curve in the road ahead and see yourself drifting around it
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
the gays at disneyland are vicious
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
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