Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Now that I'm the boss, there's nobody to yell at me for smelling like a bar in the morning.
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
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well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
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Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
I promise not to pretend to be Jesus and take the wheel. But to my credit you shouldn't be saying that while I'm that drunk and we are in a car.
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
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