Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
Oh god. I finally realized why the coked out Stevie wonder was explaining the concept of movember to the McDonalds clerk. Drunk me didn't process that another month comes after Halloween... It's apparently November.
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
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