also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
this beer tastes like vomit already
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
Randomize
