so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
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Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
He texted me at 3am that you cut your hand at the bar and were bleeding all over.
I woke up to a text thinking you bled out at a bar, turns out you got your butthole licked.
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
That was 2 times
I just folded my laundry and I washed 3 pairs of underwear and 6 jizz towels. Clearly I'm quarantining right.
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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