my secret santa just gave me a pregency test
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
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Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
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My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
I'm just checking to make sure you don't want to go to the farmers market... This is an assumption based on the fact that you were slapped with a sandwich last night and you remained unconscious.
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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