ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don't exist?
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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