Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
Either I'm spending too much time drinking or my perfume is starting to smell like a pineapple vodka.
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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