If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
so apparently we got drunk enough at the reception to rip the center pieces apart and use the flower vases as "fancy glasses"
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
My credit card got frozen due to suspicious activity. "Let's go over your recent transaction history... it looks like these are all at bars." BITCH, DON'T JUDGE MY MONDAY NIGHTS.
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
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