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Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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