If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
Apparently, I woke up in the middle of the night, got up out of bed, dropped trou in the corner, squatted, and pissed on the carpet. When Eric heard, he thought it was the dog and started yelling, and I responded by saying "No no, its okay. It's me."
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
Life Lesson #1 of 2013: double-fisting shower beers and shaving my bikini line should be reserved for two different showers.
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
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