Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
He brought a TOOTHBRUSH and TOOTHPASTE with us on our date..... I want to go home and forget I ever decided to be nice and go on this date in the first place...... A TOOTHBRUSH!?!?!
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
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