no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
Something in my vomit makes me think I shouldn't have had that slurpee
I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
Randomize
