I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
Houston, we have a blender
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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