Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Is a Chipotle burrito an acceptable "sorry I ran over your cat" gift?
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
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