This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
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