Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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