Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
Billy Mays is dead, Vince Schlomi is in jail, who's going to sell me useful gadgets at ridiculously low prices now?!
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
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They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
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