This bar receipt from last night makes no sense
You were wasted and got mad that it was too high so you subtracted 50 bucks in the tip line from the total
I wish that would've worked
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
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i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
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You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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