i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
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found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
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Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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